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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Finally, Marcquin's first Scribe

THE ULTIMATE SCRIBE!

Hello one and all, this is Marcquin and I will be your scribe for April 19, 2006. Get ready folks! You guys will be in for a ride. Now away we GO!

I will first start off my scribe with a joke. I am not sure if it is appropriate, but I am putting it down. Here it goes:

A hippie walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, "I would like to order a steak please. Not well done, not too rare, but in the groove". The bartender replies sorry sir we don't have steaks at this bar. The hippie stares at him blankly. So the bartender goes to the back to where his manager is and tells him some guy just ordered a steak.

The manager was having a bad day, so all he said was, "Just give him what he wants so he can go away". The bartender says ok.

The bartender then again goes up to the hippie. Then the hippie says, "I would like to order a milkshake. Not to watery, not to thick, but in the groove". The bartender replies sorry sir we don't have milkshakes at this bar. The hippie stares at him blankly. So the bartender goes to the back to where his manager is and tells him some dude just ordered a milkshake.

The manager's day was getting so bad but he kept his cool and said, "Just give him what he wants so he can go away!". The bartender says ok.

The bartender then goes up to the hippie and says here is your food. The hippie stares at his steak and says, "I would like to cancel that steak order, and order a burger. Not to big, not to small, but in the groove". The bartender asks are you serious? The hippie stares at him blankly. So the bartender goes to the back to where his manager is and tells him now he ordered a burger.

The manager has had enough! His day is just going so bad he exploded. The manager went storming out from the back office and went up to the hippie and said, "Look here hippie, I want you to kiss my behind. Not on the left cheek, not on the right cheek, but in the groove!".

And that was the joke of the day. Thank you, thank you.

Alright time to get down to business. So, in the morning class we had a pre-test. After the pre-test we got into groups and went over the questions. Sorry guys I didn't have enough time to write the solutions down so I have no graph to go by. Moving on to the afternoon class. In the afternoon class we got a stencil as the assignment. Honestly, I dislike couting right now. I mean I love counting.
And that my friends is what we did today.

The next scribe will be.... chosen in class by a joke telling contest. He/she who tells the funniest joke will be scribe. Forever! Just playing. Im out!



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